From the vaults

Growth habit: unknown It was a dark and stormy night.  You were having a beer.  I was flying a kite.  You looked up  from your Economist smiled and said you-wanna-miss? … And I said. I love to garden. 

Local girl makes pact with herself to stop frequenting her neighborhood burrito joint until they change the Onion articles pinned onto bulletin board directly in front of the only seating available 

“It’s been at least six months” a local Toronto mother of three was heard complaining while seated on one of 4 stools available at the restaurant.  “I love their food. But seriously…??” She continued to the hipster beside her who pretended she had not said anything at all.  The owners of the restaurant were unavailable … More Local girl makes pact with herself to stop frequenting her neighborhood burrito joint until they change the Onion articles pinned onto bulletin board directly in front of the only seating available